Inspirational & Humorous Survival Candy Kits
with Poems, Quotes & Sayings:
- Survival Candy Kits Collection starting with " A - C "
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Survival Kits - starting from "A - C".
Compilation by Jazz. *
Sports Survival Kits
Armchair Quarterback
Purchase a new empty gallon paint can from your local paint or hardware store.Fill it with snacks that store well like pepperoni sticks, summer sausage, beef jerky, cheese, crackers, popcorn, candy, etc. You could also add a pizza gift certificate or even the pizza sale coupons that come in the mail. And if you really want to jazz it up add the Tylenol and Tums. Decorate the can with football fabric or logos of your favorite team. Do a search on the web for your team. Add the Armchair Quarterback Survival Kit poem.
#1 -
When the big game days comes
And to the TV you're glued
With only Tylenol & Tums,
Can you make use of this food?
Now if by chance you can't
Because the referees are too slick...
And all you can do is rave & rant,
At least you'll love the 'bad call brick'!
---Shirley Thomas
Backpacker's
...Battery - so you can keep going and going and going and going
...Choc Covered Raisins (Animal Poop) - so you know what not to step in
...cotton ball - to help soften the rough roads
...Fireball - for when you're burnt out
...Gum - to remind everyone to stick together
...Lifesavers - in case you fall into the water
...Map with your street circled - so you can always find home
...Popsicle Stick - in case you get an owie
...Quarter - so you can call for help
...Skittles - in case it rains, you can provide your own rainbow
...Sponge - in case it rains to soak it up
...Small Empty Bottle - "Instant Water" add water and shake
...2 Kernels of corn - for when you crave a two piece chicken dinner
...Tums - for after the campfire food
Bad Call Brick
Paint a sponge to look like a brick.
When the ref's call was made too quick,
It's time to bring out the bad call brick!
Throw it at the set with an aim so ready,
Now, don't you feel better already?
---Shirley
Baseball coach
...balloon - so you can teach your team to reach for the sky
...bubble gum - to remind you not to burst any child's bubble or aspirations
...clay - to remind you that you are forming young lives
...ear plugs - for when you can't hear yourself think
...eraser - to remind you that even coaches & umpires make mistakes
...gum - to help your team stick together
...marbles - to replace the ones you use
...peanuts - to remind you that you don't have to be nuts to be a coach, but it sure helps
...puzzle piece - to remind you that every child is an important part of the team
...rubber band - to remind you to be flexible
...snickers - to remind you to just laugh at the umpire's bad calls
...sponge - to remind you that some days your kids will think you are all wet!
...star - to make every player shine
...string - for when you get to the end of your rope
...sweet & sour - to appreciate the differences in your players
Baseball fan
Take the items and place them in a container of your choice ( baseball cap, stadium cushion place items on top of it and wrap plastic up around fasten with ribbon)
... Band - Aid : For injuries resulting from jumping up to yell at umpire
... Glasses : For the umpire when he can't see the plays.
... Stress balloon : To squeeze instead of the umpire's neck.
... Gum - To chew out the officials
... Lifesavers - For when the pitcher has ran out of steam
... Penny - To help pay off bet on game.
... Rubber band - To stretch the rules.
... Whistle - To summon food vendor or spouse to bring drinks
Bike Bells
Riding bells are made for your motorcycle, using a bell of your choice (miniature cowbells, bird toys, Christmas decorations etc). You thread bells to a leather cord adding some beads to match the bike colors, then tie to bike frame.
Add the following explanation:
Evil road spirits! They love to ride, but they can't stand bells. Road spirits can't live in the presence of a bell, the constant ringing drives them insane, they lose their grip and fall to the road (have you ever wondered how potholes were formed?).
If you've picked up a bell on your own, the magic will work but if your bell was given to you, the power has been doubled, you know that somewhere you have a special friend helping to look after you. When placing a bell on your bike, the closer to the ground the better. Usually the lower part of the frame is good. Don't give those little critters a chance to get on board.
POEM
When you're riding free as a bird
Evil road spirits can drive you absurd
You may laugh now but it really is true
They latch on to your bike and invade you.
But with a little magic, you can reign ...
A ringing bell will drive them insane!
Tie it low so they can't get aboard
Leaving them confounded and floored.
Any bell you happen to find will work
But one from a buddy has an extra perk
The powers from it are twice as strong
With your friend's spirit riding along.
Now you know the secret to riding in peace
So tie one on and your troubles will cease
But as each evil spirit falls and bites the dust
That's another darn pothole for you to cuss!
~Shirley Thomas~
... Anti fog for glasses
... Bubble Bath - Soak those tired muscles
...chains
... Cologne - Remove the odor of sweat
... Comb - Keep that hair in style
... Compass - Never be lost, stay on track
... Cotton Balls - Cushion the blows
... Erasers - Erases the pain
... Eye drops - Keeps the eyes fresh
...First Aid Kit - For All wounds during bike ride
... Flashlight - Light up your life
...Kleenex - For the tears of joy at the finish line
... Lip Chap - No cracked lips
... Moist Towelette - Keep cool
...rub on tatoos
...spiked dog collar
... Sun Blocker - NO sunburn
...Sweat Bands - Keep the sweat out of your eyes
Bird watcher
...binoculars - to stay focused on your subject
...bird guide - 'cause this hobby is for the birds!
...bird treat - something 'tweet' for the birds
...feather - don't let troubles get you 'down'
...knapsack - this is for the birds!
...map - so you can find your way home
...notebook - for noteworthy sitings
...trail mix - for eating on the go
---jazbo 0606
BOWLERS
... Band Aid-for the blistered fingers
... Blinders-so you won't see how the others are playing
...Blue Ribbon-you are always a winner
... Pin Money-you always need more (fake of course)
...Starburst-for that burst of energy needed for the game
... Tire-for when you need to pick up that spare
...Towel-to dry the tears
... Velcro-for when you need to get a grip
...X -for that much needed strike
CHEERLEADERS
... Candle - To remind you to always "shine"
... Cotton Balls - To cushion any rough roads.
... Fireball - To replace the energy you'll use up each game.
...Glitter - To remind you to keep positive thoughts, and always sparkle.
... Gum - To remind you to "stick" together as a team.
... Hugs & Kisses - Because we love you.
... Milky Way - To remind you to reach for the stars, and follow your dreams.
...Peanuts - it's OK to be a little nutty sometimes
...puzzle piece - without you, the squad isn't complete
...Rubber band - To remind you, in order to get along with each other, we must all stay flexible; a reminder to stretch before jumping.
...Smiley Face - To help you out when you think you can't smile even for one more minute; for putting on a smile, even when you don't feel like it.
...Starburst - To remind you, that you'll always be a star in my book.
...Tape - To fix any last minute emergencies.
Paulette, TLC Creations 2000
COACH
... Balloon...so you can teach your team to reach for the sky!
... Bubble Gum...to remind you not to burst any child's bubble
... Cotton Balls...to put in your ears when the parents start yelling at you
... Clay...to remind you that you are molding young lives
... Ear Plugs...for when you can't hear yourself think
... Eraser...to remind you that even coaches and umpires make mistakes
... Gum...to help your team stick together; Cause you stuck with it
... Happy Face sticker...you always kept smiling
... Hugs & Kisses...to tell you that we/the teams care about you
... Lollipop...you licked all the problems
... Marbles...to replace the ones you use
... Mint...to keep your cool under pressure
... Mounds Bar...for the mounds of confidence you gave the kids on the team
... Paper Clip...you held it all together
... Peanuts...to remind you that it's ok to be nutty sometimes
... Penny...to give you the sense to pick your battles to fight and which ones to ignore
... Puzzle Piece...to remind you that every child is an important part of the team; cause you're a very important part of the team; if one piece is missing the team is not complete
... Rubber band...to remind you to be flexible
... Snickers Bar...to remind you to just laugh at the umpires bad calls; to remind you that laughter can cure most anything
...Sponge...to remind you that some days your kids will think you are all wet!
... Star...to make every player shine
...String...for when you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot & hang on; when you need a life line
...Sweet & Sour Candies...to appreciate the differences in your players
1. The Cinnamon Toothpicks will help you "pick out" the strengths and weaknesses of your team and opponents.
3. The Peppermint is to thank you for your commit "mint" to your players.
4. The Bubble Gum will keep your team "sticking together" through thick and thin.
5. The Tootsie Roll Pop will remind you of the important "role" you play in teaching and inspiring.
6. Red hots, Starburst will help your team "warm-up" quickly.
7. The Saf-T-Pop will help you maintain a "safe and healthy" environment.
8. The Laffy Taffy will remind you to always keep your sense of humor.
9. The Candy Watch shows how much we appreciate the "extra time" you so unselfishly give.
10. Mars bar, Milky Way acknowledges your talents are truly "out of this world".
Cricket
...Attack (variety of available bowlers at disposal of fielding captain): a thumb tack so you will have enough bowlers
...Block (a defensive batting stroke): a block of wood for a good batting stroke
...Bowl (to deliver the ball in a legal manner): bowl so all your deliveries will be legal
...Cherry (a new ball) - a plastic cherry so you will always have a new ball
...Cut (varying types of spin on the ball) - scissors to have a variety of 'cuts'
...Duck (a score of zero) - rubber duckie to throw when you get a score of zero
...Feather (a very faint edge of a ball by the batsman) - feather so you can be tickled by the batsman
...Fiery (a hostile, generally fast pace bowler) - red hots or some kind of hot candy for that kind of bowler
...Flannels (cream colored clothing worn by a cricketer) - a piece of flannel fabric for your new flannels
...Good eye (the ability of a batsman to assess & sight a delivery much quicker than would normally occur) - so you can keep your eye on the ball
...Hat trick (when a bowler is able to manage 3 dismissals for 3 consecutive deliveries in the same match) - a new hat for those hat tricks
...Hook (a batting stroke played to the on side) - a hook for hook shots
...Howzat (the fielding side is appealing for a dismissal) - a question mark cut from paper or fun foam, labeled 'howzat'
...Match (a game) - matches so you can have a great game
...Pie thrower (a slang term used to describe a bowler of poor quality) - some kind of a pie (a miniature perhaps, or one made out of a metal beverage lid?) - to watch out for those pie throwers
...Plumb (when a batsman is standing directly in the line of the stumps) - plastic plumb (fruit) {I don't know if this is a good or bad field position)
...Sticks (a slang term used for the stumps) - 3 sticks bundled together for an extra set of stumps
...Wicket - the kids have a slang term, totally wicked, maybe a play on words - totally wicket